Since my Facebook status comment on eHarmony participants got such attention, I thought I'd share more of my favorite funny things seen on the site. Enjoy!!
*WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR LEISURE TIME?
I like the beach. The waves for me insinuate the waves of uncertainty life could bring towards you. Stand tall, stand strong, and awlays keep your head up. The wave will pass you by in time.
I stay at home because I don't have a car.
anime, women, gaming, blondes, movies, blue eyes
Playing on my tractor
Not working. (this is from the 33 year old semi-retired dude)
I play various kinds of European folk music on accordion, and also play for King Ludwig's Bavarian Band ... I also lived in Switzerland for about 5 years, love the culture, and am fluent in German. I can yodel.
I play chamber music, and competitive ballroom dance.
*WHAT ARE YOU MOST THANKFUL FOR?
When awak in the morning I am still able to breath.
My music ability, My witty cleverishness, My wave.
My natural endowment
My weekend job at a local planetarium
being unique, my farm tractor, my attorney
*OCCUPATION:
I work in a Psychiatric Institute with adults who suffer from mental illness
i work (well, duh..now tell us what you do!)
I am semi-retired (age 33)
Homemaker
Squash Professional
*WHAT ARE YOU MOST PASSIONATE ABOUT?
Stuff that is fun.
stuff (apparently this guy doesn't discriminate against stuff that may not be fun)
*THE LAST BOOK YOU READ AND ENJOYED:
humm I dont know if I can think that far back.Honestly I think one of my favorites is Charlots web.Ya I dont read much.
*LAMEST REASONS FOR CLOSING A MATCH:
I am pursuing another relationship (ok, so why are you on eHarmony then!)
the physical distance between us is too great (coming from a guy in Middletown, CT not that far, dude!)
I want to concentrate on other matches (gee, thanks I feel good now!)
*WORST PHOTO:
A guy leaning against what appears to be a big trash can, filled with trash.
dressed as Elton John for Halloween, next to Quasimodo (wasn't too sure who was who)
*MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSON IN YOUR LIFE:
My friend Dimebag Darrel (I can't wait to meet good ol' Dimebag!)
*WHAT CAN'T YOU LIVE WITHOUT
beer
stimulating people
*WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR LEISURE TIME?
I like the beach. The waves for me insinuate the waves of uncertainty life could bring towards you. Stand tall, stand strong, and awlays keep your head up. The wave will pass you by in time.
I stay at home because I don't have a car.
anime, women, gaming, blondes, movies, blue eyes
Playing on my tractor
Not working. (this is from the 33 year old semi-retired dude)
I play various kinds of European folk music on accordion, and also play for King Ludwig's Bavarian Band ... I also lived in Switzerland for about 5 years, love the culture, and am fluent in German. I can yodel.
I play chamber music, and competitive ballroom dance.
*WHAT ARE YOU MOST THANKFUL FOR?
When awak in the morning I am still able to breath.
My music ability, My witty cleverishness, My wave.
My natural endowment
My weekend job at a local planetarium
being unique, my farm tractor, my attorney
*OCCUPATION:
I work in a Psychiatric Institute with adults who suffer from mental illness
i work (well, duh..now tell us what you do!)
I am semi-retired (age 33)
Homemaker
Squash Professional
*WHAT ARE YOU MOST PASSIONATE ABOUT?
Stuff that is fun.
stuff (apparently this guy doesn't discriminate against stuff that may not be fun)
*THE LAST BOOK YOU READ AND ENJOYED:
humm I dont know if I can think that far back.Honestly I think one of my favorites is Charlots web.Ya I dont read much.
*LAMEST REASONS FOR CLOSING A MATCH:
I am pursuing another relationship (ok, so why are you on eHarmony then!)
the physical distance between us is too great (coming from a guy in Middletown, CT not that far, dude!)
I want to concentrate on other matches (gee, thanks I feel good now!)
*WORST PHOTO:
A guy leaning against what appears to be a big trash can, filled with trash.
dressed as Elton John for Halloween, next to Quasimodo (wasn't too sure who was who)
*MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSON IN YOUR LIFE:
My friend Dimebag Darrel (I can't wait to meet good ol' Dimebag!)
*WHAT CAN'T YOU LIVE WITHOUT
beer
stimulating people
These are great!
ReplyDeleteMy friend was contacted by a guy wearing a shortie mesh football shirt about 20 yrs after he graduated and the same circa '88 mullet that he probably sported when he was in HS! It's brutal out there! Good luck!
Does this guy live local? Because I am pretty sure I saw him wandering around Clinton Crossings a couple weeks ago! How many people who look like that can there possibly be, north of the Mason Dixon line anyway. lol
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